Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.
Me giving my friend relationship advice (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: dafunnyposts)


Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

(Source: definitive)



daddy makes the perfect bun

omg this is the cutest thing


Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up. (via officiallanaa)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind)

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